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| |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternati... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Ever... more
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| |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.8... more
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