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| Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.... more
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| Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny... more
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| The worlds most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.... more
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| Q. Whats te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead, but theres something growing in the refriger... more
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| Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, its not broken, the batterys flat. Well, what shape should it be?... more
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| What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.... more
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| Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?A: They got married in the spring.... more
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| One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the... more
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| It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each others shadow.... more
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| 10. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... more
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