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Category:Heaven and hell jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:470
 
Joke:In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are Swiss.In Hell:The cooks are English,The policemen are German,The mechanics are French,The lovers are Swiss,The bankers are Italian.
 
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