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| After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come to a conclusion they... more
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| At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers... more
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| 3. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the con... more
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| 4. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE... more
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| Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless on the floor. "One... more
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| "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?... more
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| 7. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels... more
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| A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive wo... more
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| The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upset. Upon making seve... more
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| 10. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you s... more
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