| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| When a baby is learning to eat, shouldnt he have an L-plate?... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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