| 1. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephants milk. Whose baby was it? The e... more
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| 2. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| 3. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Whats brown and in a babys diaper? A: Michael Jacksons hand !!... more
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| 4. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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| 5. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: Where does a white baby go when it dies? A: Heaven Q: What does it get? A: Wings Q: What does it become? A: An angel... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| 8. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.... more
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| 9. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| 10. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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