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| "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?... more
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| "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you s... more
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| 3. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say i... more
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| 4. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pu... more
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| 5. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to be mov... more
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| 6. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn'tyou s... more
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| 7. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bartender says ?IF THERE... more
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| 8. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunkfa... more
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| 9. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. "Get me out... more
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| 10. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is... more
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| 11. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The ba... more
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| 12. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. Wha... more
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| 13. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pas... more
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| 14. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round t... more
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| 15. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels... more
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| 16. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The... more
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| 17. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive wo... more
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| 18. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks... more
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| 19. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls... more
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| 20. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come to a conclusion they... more
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| 21. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers... more
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| 22. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo: I don't have a dri... more
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| 23. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, sl... more
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| 24. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulnes... more
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| 25. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A drunk comes walking al... more
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| 26. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline emplo... more
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| 27. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.?Fu... more
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| 28. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC... more
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| 29. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by mywife to empty the con... more
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| 30. | Category: Drunk jokes |
| The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upset. Upon making seve... more
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