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| A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place... more
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| A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispere... more
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| A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Moth... more
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| Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I wa... more
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| David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in t... more
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| Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer t... more
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| Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and... more
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| Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ear... more
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| Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.... more
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| Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."... more
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| G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!... more
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| 12. | Category: Celebrity jokes |
| Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.... more
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| Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,... more
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| 14. | Category: Celebrity jokes |
| Here's a gross one:What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their beef between 9 year... more
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| Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!... more
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| Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after yo... more
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| How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.... more
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| How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.... more
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| I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I... more
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| 20. | Category: Celebrity jokes |
| I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.... more
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| 21. | Category: Celebrity jokes |
| If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Marisa... more
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| 22. | Category: Celebrity jokes |
| IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from... more
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| Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDA... more
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| 24. | Category: Celebrity jokes |
| It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping o... more
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| Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. "Superma... more
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| Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died i... more
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| Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,... more
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| Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says,... more
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| Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "commiserate". After a... more
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| More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of... more
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