| 31. | Category: Animal jokes  |
| A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving... more
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| 32. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that... more
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| 33. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that thi... more
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| 34. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money... more
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| 35. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and... more
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| 36. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started... more
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| 37. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and... more
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| 38. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says "Say ahhhhhh... more
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| 39. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said... more
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| 40. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him for five dollars." T... more
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| 41. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running a... more
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| 42. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, "I would very much... more
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| 43. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is its attitudedue to... more
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| 44. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poke... more
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| 45. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a load of her" said the m... more
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| 46. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarter... more
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| 47. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters,... more
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| 48. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won'tattack you... more
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| 49. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wrecka... more
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| 50. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The robber said But no s... more
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| 51. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says... more
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| 52. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes him back to an exam... more
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| 53. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes... more
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| 54. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look... more
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| 55. | Category: Animal jokes  |
| A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get s... more
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| 56. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorillas cage when one wom... more
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| 57. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one wom... more
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| 58. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on... more
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| 59. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like to find a beautiful... more
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| 60. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegg... more
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