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| "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right... more
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| 2. | Category: Animal jokes |
| "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zoo... more
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| 3. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will... more
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| 4. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his... more
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| 5. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around... more
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| 6. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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| 7. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down,... more
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| 8. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...... more
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| 9. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take g... more
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| 10. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there... more
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| 11. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in... more
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| 12. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: Yo... more
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| 13. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No. We have... more
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| 14. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't s... more
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| 15. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting them hang around fo... more
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| 16. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the... more
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| 17. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse w... more
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| 18. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..w... more
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| 19. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the first. To her surprise,... more
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| 20. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittl... more
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| 21. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the most amazing thing yo... more
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| 22. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This one'... more
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| 23. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,which of you ge... more
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| 24. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken... more
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| 25. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole and is sinking. He cal... more
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| 26. | Category: Animal jokes  |
| A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"... more
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| 27. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they onl... more
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| 28. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirr... more
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| 29. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are... more
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| 30. | Category: Animal jokes |
| A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises... more
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